Dapper's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Kill All The Haitians!!!]

Nice.

Anyone giving you a 0 because you're 'racist' probably doesn't give a shit about Haiti. I understand you completely, you're making a Flash on a disaster that happened and it's too early. I respect that, because you're not afraid to animate what goes on in your mind.

Catoblefaux responds:

Someone tell me how this is racist in the way that won't make yourself look like a complete dicksucker.

[Marshmallow Squad 5]

LOL

I love this series, it's so unique. Could you clean up the animation slightly? At some points it was a bit crummy and the lip syncing was quite terrible. It was just a black rectangle stuck on his face.

I like the backgrounds and the shading effects you've done. Nice choice of colours too.

TheL1st responds:

im glad i have two fans of the series that are not myself. thank you for the
review and the 8.
i look forward to entertaining you more

[a letter to Santa Claus]

BAWWWWWW

Poor guy :(

peixeaquatico responds:

LOL

Thanks

[SRM Star Wars Holiday!]

Stick to this style :)

You don't even know how excited I was as soon as I clicked the link to this Flash, Battosai!

As soon as it played, I was very impressed at the FBF, especially as SRM was explaining the Star Wars movie with all that body movement - that was great. And, not much later, the animation when Mel got on and off the couch was great. It was a slow FBF animation, but it worked well, because it was done so smoothly. Nice choice of colours for the background!

Please stick to this animation style, it IS lively, and keep it like that.

There are the slightest things to improve on, though, for example at some points, the drawings look crummy, but that's not much of a big deal. Maybe when you develop your FBF skills even more, you could add lighting effects to the characters' bodies - like with what you did on your previous movies.

As with the plot - so damn funny! I love how AGAIN Mel falls unconscious! Poor Mel :(

"You could've stopped... JUDGEMENT DAY."

"MWWWWAAAAAUUUUUHHHH!!!"

Battosai810 responds:

I really want to add (at the very least) some basic shading to flesh out the characters more. This is really me tearing down my old style and trying something new! Very happy you liked the new style.

Your suggestions have been noted - thanks for watching!

[Metal Slug Apocalypse 2]

Not the full version, eh?

Slow FPS, No sound, sprites have the wrong size compared to that ship, big screen resolution considering this is a sprite flash, therefore a very ugly quality.

Please fix these mistakes for the full version.

thescorpionmaster responds:

No.

[RIP, MJ]

You're obnoxious

I should have noticed you got Turd of the Week award before I gave a constructive review to your flash 'Strawberries'.

Sidorio responds:

Yes, you are indeed a stupid cunt.

[Strawberries]

Very interesting...

The whole concept of this flash is good and works, two strawberries befriending each other, getting into all sorts of shenanigans.

The animation needs improvement, since the movement is all static and still, you really need to work on that, for example; give the strawberries arms and even legs if you wish, it will make it looks so much better when animated. Practice on Flash for at least a month, and you'll come back with some great results.

It wouldn't be a bad idea to make a part 2 of this, especially if you improve the animation, as I said above.

Overall, this isn't bad since it's your first. I hope you look into and understand this review :D

Sidorio responds:

I appreiate the review, except for the comment about practicing flash for a month. I do have 110 submissions and four years experience, you know.

Just kidding, I'm shit.

[The Real World!]

Wow...

What a crazy movie I just watched. I especially love the intro and you hear Mel's voice saying 'The Real World!'

Reading the author's comments, I can imagine how much frustration there would have been, I've had similar problems with the audio and playback, then completing it only to be rated 0 by some loser who can't give a constructive review.

Battosai810 responds:

I'm pretty sure I got a bunch of abusive reviews for this one, but they've all been deleted.
You read the description and know I didn't like this cartoon, but a few fans of my work do. Thanks for watching, and glad you enjoyed it.

[Explode Harder]

Great!

You really captured those cheap action movies well.

THAT'S JUST HOW I ROLL!

Battosai810 responds:

ROCK AND RULE

[SRM short: McBurgerBell]

Entertaining but...

What was the plot exactly? They go to a restaurant, order bad food and then the climax ends up being:
"We should get going."

But I like the setting and that McBurgerBell character. If you made it longer to be a full 3 minute episode, it would be better - and with a lot more interesting ending, of course.

Good work, I hope to see your flash movies in the future, (SRM Goes to College - NOW!)

Battosai810 responds:

This was just a short I made to test out Flash CS4 on my then-new computer. I'm pretty satisfied with it, although you're right in saying it needs a better ending punchline. I'm not sure how well I could preserve the idea for a 3 minute short, but maybe McBurgerBell will be revisited in a future SRM toon.

And I want to make SRM Goes to College :( I just don't have the time right now. It could be my final for an animation class; who knows. Thanks again for reviewing my stuff!